“The most amazing feeling I feel
Words can’t describe the feeling, for real
Maybe I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you, you: Glory”.
These are the opening words to king Hova’s song ‘Glory’, a tribute to his new born baby, released yesterday much to the delight of both Jay Z and Beyonce fanatics alike. In true Carter fashion, Jay and B’s spawn, reportedly said to be named Blue Ivy Carter, entered the world in secrecy with not more than a handful of people being made aware of it initially.
We can only imagine that after years of Hova dropping hints about wanting to be daddy and even recoring prophetic songs to his unborn child, the legendary rapper is over the moon about the new arrival. So ecstatic that even in the midst of all the celebrations and chamapgn showers said to have happened at the Lenox Hill Hospital following the birth, Hov still found the time to pop into studio and record a heart-felt rap in honour of the his new baby girl.We’ll be the first to say it’s not exactly Blueprint material (no pun intended), but we’ll give Jigga a pass on this one considering the circumstances *cough, cough*
Of course nothing good can ever come from the Jigga man without someone raining on his parade. Only a day old and the Illuminati police are already on baby Ivy’s ass (no pedo). Just hours after the name was leaked, secret society conspirators have managned to supposedly expose the supposed deeper meaning to little Ms Carter’s name. One of the theories allege that Blue Ivy is a reworking of the name Eulb Yvi, which Twitter users and other conspiracy theorists allege is the name of Satan’s daughter, though there has been no evidence to proof such a concept. Another theory alleges that IVY is an abbreviated term for Illuminati’s Very Youngest and that BLUE stands for ‘Born Living Under Evil’. Despite the overwhelming amount of invisible proof to support these zany allegations, we are more inclined to go with Russel Simmon’s Global Grind explanation that states “the meaning behind Blue Ivy Carter, saying “Blue” is a tribute to Jay-Z’s who has had major hits with albums named “Blueprint.” Blue also contains four letters, and Beyonce has a fondness for the number (which she has empatically repeated during her recent album tour interviews), which added that blue represents the heavens and symbolizes inspiration, sincerity and spirituality.” According to Beyonce, the number four has been her lucky number since she was a child and even in adulthood, it represents so much, including her husbands birth date (4 December) and wedding anniversary date. Anyway, we welcome the most pimped out baby in the world and Jay Z’s 100th problem!